Monthly Archives: July 2012

Drop it into this bin NOW!

Drop it into this bin NOW!

Drop it into this bin NOW!

No marker pens or tagging stuff allowed. Yes, i’m talking to you. You know who you are. And we mean it. We mean it so bad we’ve even put up a little sign and a plastic bin to show how serious we are. If the bouncers catch you with it there will be merry hell to pay. And we mean that too. Security may well refuse you admission. That’s how friggin’ serious we are. Just don’t let me catch you. Luckily I was only there to see DJ Yoda and had neglected to take all my various pens and paint with me. Or I would clearly have been in big trouble. Next time I may well be tempt fate and see what i can get in…

Cheers

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Idolatry

Idoltary

Idoltary

As I’m sure we all remember Moses came down from Mount Sinai with a big ol’ list of things that we are supposed to do which God had handily inscribed onto two stone tablets so Moses wouldn’t have to try and remember the whole list. One of these ten commandments was concerned with not worshipping graven images or false idols. What is so wrong with graven images or false idols I hear you ask? Well, one look at the face of the lady in this picture and you can see why He’s right to be so concerned. She’s been foolish enough to worship at the altar of American Idol for many seasons and is now a gaunt and slightly warped looking scarecrow of a lady. Now she’s in too deep and there’s no turning back. And that’s just what happens when you indulge in that sort of mindless frippery. Don’t say you haven’t been warned!

Cheers

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X marks the spot: Pop up group show

Another group show we’re in down at Studio 10 and it looks like this one is going to be a bit special. If you can make it down, i would definitely try…

Cheers

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I’ve got a dirty mind

I've got a dirty mind

I’ve got a dirty mind

There’s something that has been becoming ever more clear in my mind the older I get and that is that nearly all women are truly depraved. On the surface they may seem composed and serene but in reality they can match any man when it comes to filthy and impure thoughts. When women are in groups the kind of things they talk about aren’t shopping or any new beauty regimes, what is actually talked about is just down right dirty and I don’t mean anything so crass as ‘lady troubles’.

These women talk about anything any group of men will talk about but its nearly always about 10 times worse with incredible bouts of vulgarity. The only reason i know this is a technique i’ve learnt called ‘keeping mum and getting drunk’ which, if you’re good at, will eventually lead to them chattering away and forgetting that you are even there. It is at this point that the magic really starts. Next time I’m in half a mind to try and record it – although i’d probably have to fear for my safety for a long time afterwards…

Cheers

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