If you’ve not heard of the tale of the Font of Knowledge then gather close and I’ll tell you a story. In 1972 a crack commando unit was dispatched to Leuven in Belgium to protect the fabled Font of Knowledge from some unknown impending threat. The font, which can allegedly produce an unlimited amount of crisp and cold Stella Artois, disappeared from right under their noses. There have been no confirmed sightings since. Legend has it that it was somehow smuggled to the UK and is now hidden deep in the English countryside. where it’s said to be guarded by two mechanical sentries called Tick and Tock. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe Tick and Tock will allow you to sup from the font and access the knowledge of the ages. Or maybe they’ll impale you on their tiny swords. Who knows?
My rendition of Tick and Tock is on a 80 x 30cm canvas and may be the best clue you have to find the font. Drop us a line if interested…