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Official Ball Tampering Kit

G’day! If you’ve ever wondered how some bowlers can deliver a ball with seemingly gravity defying swing then look no further. We’ve been working with the world renowned Cozen Academy for over 2 years to establish a new paradigm in ball tampering. Our patented high tech ‘yellow sandpaper’ works in any weather and can be discreetly used to rough up one side of the ball in a little over 15 seconds. This then allows for all kinds of bowling trickery – provided you’ve got the skill to carry it off! The kit is then small enough to be easily stashed just about anywhere at a moment’s notice and nobody is any the wiser. Work hard. Play smart.

The official kit is also available in a team-size max value pack for when you want everyone in on the action. Only available for a limited period.

Cheers

id-iom

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Jenny Greenteeth

Jenny Greenteeth

Jenny Greenteeth

Whilst we’ve been painting up the studio over the past month or two there have been a whole spectrum of inexplicable sounds that occasionally emanate from various parts of the house. For a while I just put it down to a big, empty and drafty house settling down but just before our eventual departure it was getting a little worse. I think the spirits were probably getting a little frisky at their homes’ imminent destruction.

As you can probably tell from the photo, the downstairs toilet is to be avoided at all times unless nature urgently dictates otherwise. So there I was stood over the bowl relieving myself and texting at the same time (how very 21st century of me) when i see a ripple on the water and then quick as a flash a skinny green arm reaches out looking to grab me. I managed to get a quick shot with my phone before the hand snaked back down into the bowl. I swear I could see some malevolent green eyes in the pan before the who lot disappeared like it was never there in the first place. I was just glad I wasn’t sitting down…

We’ve caught one of these unofficial residents on camera before but I now have evidence of further manifestations by malevolent forces. I’m pretty sure it was Jenny Greenteeth. Well, that’s my story and i’m sticking to it…

Cheers

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