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Yes, No, Maybe, Never

When someone asks you whether you want to pop out for a pint in these weird and testing times what is your answer? Judy here is trying her best to stick to government guidelines but she just doesn’t know anymore and that’s about pretty much everything. 

What is the colour of your eyes? I don’t know. When is your birthday? Not sure. What is the colour of an orange? Pink? It’s all just a little too much for poor Judy. Her eyes are now just hollowed out depressions in the front of her face, her nose is as red as Rudolph’s and she hasn’t even had a drink in the last few weeks or at least she doesn’t think she has.

Judy has found the easiest way to answer questions nowadays is to just start replying with affirmative and negative interjections and other assorted phrases until people either get the answer they are looking for or they think she is mad. Either method seems to work. I haven’t tried this technique yet but it looks like there might be some merit to it…

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Bunga Bunga

Bunga Bunga

Bunga Bunga

Maps. You’ve got to love them. They can come in very useful. Although I doubt this map will be guiding anyone anywhere again. Destiny has something entirely different in store for this particular map. She’s become art.

Who hasn’t heard about those infamous Bunga Bunga parties hosted by Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi? Well I have and i have to say they sound like they would certainly be pretty interesting to say the least. What quite goes on at a Bunga Bunga party i hear you say and it’s still a hot topic of conversation but one meaning is “an orgy involving a powerful leader”; it was allegedly taught to Silvio Berlusconi by Muammar al-gaddafi. Now you can see why i say pretty interesting.

This girl looks like she’s ready to go and hot to trot, Bunga Bunga indeed! The map she is painted on is of course Italy,well it just had to be didn’t it?

It’s 48 x 60cm and is signed on reverse. here is the Ebay link

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