We like treating our customers to a little thank you when they buy something from us and just the other day we slipped Marty the Citrus King into one such parcel. Marty is a dolt of epic proportions but it just so happens that he is also very photogenic. Just look at that grid. Piercingly beady eyes, stunted cauliflower ears and a nose reminiscent of an inverted ski jump are just some of the distinguished facial features that Marty sports. Good luck to him!
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id-iom
Lemon and Lime
I don’t know if you’ve noticed but silver/grey hair is something of a hot trend amongst some of the more fashion conscious young girls about town but the ladies featured in today’s pics have taken it to the extreme and actually have silver hair made of silver which is surgically implanted in their skulls. It’s a bit tricky to style but silver is renowned for it’s antibacterial properties so there’s no need to wash it. Getting through airport security is another matter entirely however. Now, if that isn’t dedication to the cause then I don’t know what is. Lemon and Lime here will go along way.
£100 each (they come framed) or I’ll consider a reasonable offer for the pair…
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