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The Citrus King

We like treating our customers to a little thank you when they buy something from us and just the other day we slipped Marty the Citrus King into one such parcel. Marty is a dolt of epic proportions but it just so happens that he is also very photogenic. Just look at that grid. Piercingly beady eyes, stunted cauliflower ears and a nose reminiscent of an inverted ski jump are just some of the distinguished facial features that Marty sports. Good luck to him!

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id-iom

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Lemon and Lime

Lemon and Lime

Lemon and Lime

I don’t know if you’ve noticed but silver/grey hair is something of a hot trend amongst some of the more fashion conscious young girls about town but the ladies featured in today’s pics have taken it to the extreme and actually have silver hair made of silver which is surgically implanted in their skulls. It’s a bit tricky to style but silver is renowned for it’s antibacterial properties so there’s no need to wash it. Getting through airport security is another matter entirely however. Now, if that isn’t dedication to the cause then I don’t know what is. Lemon and Lime here will go along way.

£100 each (they come framed) or I’ll consider a reasonable offer for the pair…

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Murky Limenas

Murky Limenas

Murky Limenas

Now call me old fashioned but I like to be asked if I want ice or a piece of fruit in a drink I’m paying good money for. I always say yes to ice and no to fruit (just so you know). Who on earth thought that putting a slice of lime in a vodka and coke without asking was a good idea? C’mon, show yourself! I insist that this nonsense stop right now. At the moment my passive aggressive strategy for dealing with it is tutting, raising my eyebrows and then fishing the lime out with my fingers in a very undignified manner and tossing it onto the bar in full view of the drone who served me. Next time it happens I may have to escalate it to something a bit more physical. Murky limenas indeed…

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id-iom

Title: Murky Limenas
Materials: Paint pen, acrylic, ink, spray paint, watercolour and charcoal
Size: A2

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